“This is a curious cafe, as in the fact that it curiously doesn’t let you order a muffin, bagel or a coffee without sitting down. I was greeted with a smile by a lady sweeping outside, to whom I directed my question if I could get a bagel to go. She responded sweetly with a yes, but when I went inside, it was like stepping into an alternate universe, where I was greeted by the Hyde. ‘Um, no, you have to sit down to order, why do you only want a bagel?’ was the tart response I received. Well my lovely, be it known that you have lost my business, and so far since telling this story, at least 10 more.”
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